... a SiMPLe mE ...

. . . H A P P Y W E D S . . .

first of all.. heppy weds to all yg bakal or telah melangsungkan their big day during school holiday ni. me and myKiNg also have been invited for a few wedding ceremonies during this school break. but then, till now we didnt fulfill the invitation yet. nape? errmmm there's a lot of things happened when the date comes. myKiNg went to teambuilding course for two days. so, no time for the nasik minyak time!!! here, me and myKiNg would like to grats the couples yg dah nyambut and bakal nyambut hari bahagia... 1st of all, this grats goes to myKiNg's friend, fendy and his lovely wife, hani yg melangsungkan perkahwinan dia semlm kat dewan kat frim. sorry for not attending your wed, nanti2 kita jumpa ah ek.. hehehee.. then, this grats goes to my friend, nuar and his wife (sorry taktau nama apa..) for his wed that held on 19hb 8 at perlis. wish all of you a very nice day. last but not least, utk mak et yg married to datuk khalid. and before lupa, ada lagi sorg myKiNg nye kawan, if i am not mistaken, he is from ulu yam je ek yang? hopefully, dlm byk2 invitation, we can fulfill one of it. happy wedding and selamat la bercuti sekolah...

my mom came from ganu last week. errmm jaga my sis dgn baby hani kat umah along kat tmn gombak. and for me it is an advantage as long my mom stay kat umah along ni.. kdg2 balik keje, singgah umah along, tapau lauk bawak balik. hehehe.. takyah masak2 dah. then, ari minggu pun lepak sana, makan best2 jek.. best la along dgn kaklong, mak duduk uamh dia. my mom setakat ni takdapat nak dtg umah kami, sbb nak jaga kaklong dgn baby hani, ye la.. jaga org dlm pantang ni bukan senang.. so, i just let my mom stay there, nanti bila2 along cuti, along leh jaga kaklong and baby hani, kita bwk mak balik umah kita lak ye yang... my dad pun dah dtg tgk cucu sulong pompuan dia.. errmm alhamdulillah, baby hani and her mommy getting better. tapi maksu geram gak baby hani asik tido jek... next week my kaklang and angah and danis bijan lak dtg tgk baby hani and nak bawak mak balik trg, lagipun next week kaklong dah abih pantang.. my sis and i dah plan camana nak buat danis jeles. ahahaha.. tu la, masalahnye i am a pregnant woman. hahh?!! woman? ye la.. takleh nak lasak2 usik2 danis macam selalu.. hehehehee.. kena control jugak la.. dah le dia sayang dgn maksu dia.. hehehehee.. taksabar nak tunggu danis bijan dtg.

talking about woman.. w.o.m.a.n... happy belated birthday to me!!! i am 27 already. mcm takcaye je. i feel very young yet i gonna have a baby of my own. aiiyakkk... cik na, are u ready for that? yes, from the bottom of my heart, i cant wait to have my own children, my own baby, our zuriat. but then... cik na, u have to change. change? ahahaahahaa... this is what me and myKiNg's conversation masa balik dari umah along one night tu. "ana, u have to change, u are 27 now and u are mommy to be" myKiNg start the conversation after a while i started playing around in the car, talking nonsense and so on. wahhh the conversation get to be a serious moment. is it? nope.. as long as u have cik na there, there will be no serious scene or coversation happen. aiyaakkk.. cik na, u have to change. change for good or what? i still dont have the answer. and know what, masa myKiNg started to nag, i still playing around. ahaaaks!!! huhh?!!! what to do? i did listen to him, i knw what he want from me.. but then, give me time to change ya baby.. i will change for good. cik naa... cik naa.. 27years old. not that old lah. i can still notti2 and playing around even with my family, my siblings. hah?!!! what to do to change things goes mature? eh.. to make me turn mature... i am so funny yet notti girl yet have lots of humours and jokes to pass around. ahaaks!!! ok la.. will write about my mature progression later. will continue about this topic when i discover a lot about this mature thingy.

next.. thanks to surya and jasfyra for dropped by my blog and leave their comments. yeahh.. as we did the observation, the survey and the window shopping for the baby's stuff, we found that... nope, we finally, nope!! i finally make a decision about the comments and opinions that this two aunt gave me...

1. newborn clothes - errmmm mmg takde beli baju dah rasanye, cukup la apa yg ada
2. mittens and booties - okeh.. will buy 2pasang lagi kot
3. botol susu + berus basuh botol
4. blanket
5. towel
6. termos - mak ckp kat umah mak ada byk, takyah beli dah.. amik je satu.. hehehehee
7. walker - semlm dah gi survey dgn mak, mak ckp nanti mak bagi duit.. beli la sendir.. hehehehee.. so, tang walker, mak dah prezen, baby cot/playpen nanti mommy and daddy dina lak prezen. tengkiuuu tengkiuuuu.

haaa... jasfyra sorry le nak bertanye, kita ni takreti sgt hal2 brg2 baby ni.. nak jugak le bertanye, sterilizer tu apa? hehehehee.. baby nye mat yg getah tu kami dah ada, doctor dah bagi dah masa pi kelas aritu. dpt free from wyeath gold. masa pi kelas tu dpt susu baby lagi wyeath gold s-26.

ok la.. otak dah tepu. will write later on. take care all. haaa.. sebelum terlupa, this notti mommy and her baby sihat2 aje.. hehehehee....

. . . T R I B U T E T O A R W A H M O H S I N . . .

first of all, i will like to write a little about arwah hani mohsin bin hanafi. since a week dia dah meninggal, but then i can feel that we are losing him. errmmmm... from the bottom of my heart, i feel so weird and i wonder why i feel this way. he is nothing to me. never knew him. met him once at jamuan hari raya anjuranm umno bukit antarabangsa where i was invited by my along where he was invited by one of his friend (an actor jugak) ke jamuan tu. arwah mohsin was a master of the ceremony. i met him personally, i stood beside him. wowww.. he is so gorgeous (to myKiNg, jgn jeles ek.. ni cite lama laaa.. hehehehe.. just wanna share the moment kat sini.. jgn marah ek yang...). he is so sweet, so wangi..i.. he's quite tall. masa qeueu nak amik makanan, i pushed myself to be beside him. tapi cam malu2 je nak tegur.. ahaaksss!!! but then, without notice, without signal, he gave me his sweetest smile that i never seen on tv. heheheheee... on that night i keep thinking of him. yeahhh i am one of his fan. suka tgk dia berlakon.. yg best tgk dia dlm jimi asmara, then slot cerekarama titled "tarantula" and a few romance drama... raut muka dia bersih and he look so sweet. else, about gossip dia dgn serina lak, i have nothing to argue, i am nobody to them. but for the first time i knew the relationship, i am damn hurt. ahaaksss!!! teruk ek? tapi takde la sampai nak bunuh diri ke apa ke, because i think this serina not suit to him la.. he can find someone better than her. but then, mende2 tu semua keje Tuhan. diorg yg tahu apa yg diorg alami.. as long diorg happy dah le until the dad of serina halang keras2 the relationship.. kecian jugak kat arwah mohsin, cam hina sgt duda anak satu ni. tapi mohsin still cool je. and after that takde dgr pun gossip dia dgn sape2. maybe dia betul2 love that serina. and latest, i read in the paper, serina told the media, she saw her photo still on the table beside mohsin's bed. errmmm cinta agung lah kot ek. hanya ajal yg memisahkan.. poor serina. but life must goes on. and also, hani karmila.. errmmm sweet daughter. the only zuriat that arwah mohsin have. and he collapsed in front of the only princess of his heart. cian mila. masa i watched melodi, tv3... wowww... i am so impressed. this little 10years princess spoke english to the reporters ditemani her mother, tiara. her english so very damn good. a few statements that i can remember from hani karmila when talking about his dead lovely father are "he is a good man, he is a great father, he is so sweet".. "he told me that he's going to die, and he'll leave everything for me, but i not ready yet, it is so soon" ..  mila telling to the reporter sambil tiara peluk dia.. then she's crying. sebaknye tgk dia.. kecian sgt. then dia ckp lagi "i miss him so much".. yeahh mila starting to miss mohsin. sedangkan kita yg takde kena mengena dgn arwah pun, terasa arwah dah takde, bayangkan this little princess have to go through her life without her lovely father. to be short, arwah mohsin pandai didik anak dia without helping from others. and tiara also responsible in what happened. hope tiara and datuk effendi can take care of hani karmila as good as arwah mohsin did. al-fatihah....

ok.. lets talk about the other hani pulak... this hani dah ada nama penuh dah.. hani soffea... nice name. this little princess dah berusia 3weeks kot. hehehee... agak2 je la.. what to tell hah about this little princess that was borned 3weeks ago? we are so proud to have u hani. u are the first niece in our family, danis bijan pun dpt adik pompuan... ehhehehee.. suka la dia. tapi maksu takleh la selalu dukung hani sbb abg danis merajuk. gambar yg maklang amik masa maksu dukung hani, abg danis tgk pun, dia dah nangis teresak2.. dia ckp kat wan dia.. "daniss sayang maksu..." wan ckp tu baby maksu.. maklang dia pun ngusik dia... terus dia ngamok.. hehehehe.. budak2 nye jeles.. next week abg bijan dtg tgk hani ek.. nanti hani leh jumpa dia. hani take care tau.. jgn nakal2 and malas2 cam daddy.. jadik baik cam mommy tau!!!

else? what to tell about hah?!! errmmm.. wanna list a few things to buy for this baby inside my womb. actually, i have no idea (not totally) to buy what for my 1st baby ni.... apa kata i make a list... if u readers have an idea, just leave me a comments k...

1. newborn clothes - 8-10psg ok ke? dah ada a fews pair, taktahu nak tambah lagi ke tak.. tgk2 cam kena tambah jek.. 8-10psg tu included baju tido ke tak ek?
2. mittens and booties - dah ada 2pairs. mcm takcukup je, tambah lagi satu la kot..
3. toiletteries - satu hapah pun takbeli lagi, pakai mommy punye je la, buleh? hehehehee..
4. baby wipes
5. diapers and napkins
6. hair brush + comb + nail clipper + cotton bud
7. botol susu + berus basuh botol susu tu
8. tilam and bantal.. satu set dah ada... i think, better make it 2set (senang nak berangkut bawak balik kg ke apa ke kan..)
9. blanket - 2helai... satu dah ada with hood
10. towel - 2 helai jugak
11. towel yg kecik2 tu
12. kain barut baby / bedung -  ni nenek chah dia nak buat kan.. so setel laa ni
13. beg baby
14. socks and shoes
15. termos
16. walker - nak mintak kat wan dia, or maklang dia.. or pakngah dia.. hehehehe..
17. stroller - dah beli dah... mommy yg taksabar nak beli pas daddy dah jumpa stroller idaman hati dia
18. beg yg letak botol susu panas tuh
19. puting

tu je yg terpikir buat masa ni, lain2 tu kena list lain le... okay la.. i have nothing to say dah.. my condition is good. sama la mcm ibu2 ngandung yg lain kot. sakit2 badan tu they said it is sooo normal. krem2 kaki pun soooo normal.. so sabar je la for a three months++ ahead ni..
take care alll... errmmm not forgotten, to zumy and hubby, grats for the newborn hero. wish u all the best.

. . . B E C O M I N G A R E A L M A N . . .

In just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree.

Course name : Bachelor of Male Arts

Please take a moment to look over the program outline :

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Good luck all of you ...  haaaa.. will continue write later. a few things to write about. till then, daaa...